Post reblogged from i just want to touch sven's ass with 8 notes
i lay on my deathbed in a tiny japanese house without a desktop. my face has aged twenty years. you stand over me, mourning my drawn-out demise. i weakly turn my head and gesture towards you. you lean in, eager to hear whatever final message i may have for you. i cough, and my frail body is wracked with pain.
“m…ma….”
your brow furrows. am i trying to say ‘mama’? should you hurry and put my mother on the phone?
“mag… magic”
magic. what does that mean? am i making a connection between my death and the basketball player magic johnson? do i have a stash of rare magic cards under my bed, that are worth thousands of dollars?
“magic sucks”
your jaw drops. how could i be such a buttface jerk at a time like this?! you pull away from my sickly visage and scoff. you fix a stray blonde hair from falling in your face. “i’m an invoker,” you hiss. i close my eyes as you leave me to die. fuck magic
Post reblogged from w elcome T o H E ll with 155,969 notes
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
i literally laughed out loud at this.
Source: portablemiah
Post reblogged from sproink sproink, motherfucker. with 18 notes
if i say faceless void is my pure waifu will people draw him kissing other heroes
hi
my dreams are coming true
Source: ayemdee
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if i say faceless void is my pure waifu will people draw him kissing other heroes
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